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Thanks to Epic Direct for an EPIC evening at the Playboy Mansion. Much love to Audrey and Michael Sprouse for hooking it up. Massive shouts to Shoemoney for being a pimp and holding the theme song contest that got me there.

Lyrics
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Verse 1 it’s fuckin epic when you young rich rock mics at night time laugh when people tell you lifes a bitch it’s fuckin epic when you on that grind me and shoemoney poppin bottles in the grotto got them bunnies in line if life is short i feel like i still me got plenty of time fuck livin day to day scratchin together pennies and dimes life is epic. live every day like it’s yo last don’t be afraid. go laugh love fuck fight get cash. cuz if you doesn’t it’ll pass by fast you’ll spend your life regretting what you didn’t do wishin for one more chance. this shit is epic go get it seize it like you epileptic fuck doubters haters and skeptics go do like epic direct did and wreck it make the party you throwin so epic that everybody in this bitch is beggin to check it I might not be here tomorrow so tonight I gotta go get it I can live with fuckin up but regret it if i never did it thats why I make it epic.

Chorus X2

Verse 2

it’s fuckin epic to struggle and sweat and to bleed and to take it
to face all the demons that feed on the dreams that you chasin

ain’t no way they can break us, its inside us, can’t take it from us
up and comers, king of the jungle, time to sum up the numbers

when i rip this mic
and i spit raps
and i make cash
and a motherfuckin hater want to tell me i’m wack

well i know that it don’t really matter one bit
i do what i love and i dont give a shit
i may be a broke ass and you may be rich
but i can go get that, you’ll never get this
so call me hustler cuz thats what i is
if you want to get it you know where i live

i dont give a damn,
you can take more
i can make more
but i wonder why? what you wanna fake for?
what you gonna do… if i don’t create more?
how you gonna give the people what they came for?

don’t you understand that it’s not the fame or
any of the things that you bought and paid for
when you make the money whats the money made for?
pushing buttons riding in an elevator?

gotta take that chance, gotta make them plans
cuz you never gonna get em when you let em get away
*aw yeah*
for today i am
in the middle but a little bit of time and it’ll be another day.
*aw yeah*
Das the way i am
and im never gonna hate another hater
cuz the way to make em pay
(to be a veteran orator or a better innovator)
is to let em imitate
*aw yeah*

Chorus 4x

Lyrics
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Suspense:

Yea I’m back thirst has been attached…
Switched Race felt good when that larva finally hatched…
Now it’s time to drone up, Zerg is for the grownups…
I’m 26 guess I guess it’s time to show up….

Get away from kiddie games play with the power…
Rush me once the creeps down it’ll take about an hour…
I ain’t sour bout the hate threads Idra held it down…
Not jumping on the wagon bitches The Swarm is in me now…

And I’m so proud So good terran tears filling rivers…
Magic Box ain’t really new but that shit delivers…
Aiming banelings for the tech lab he ain’t see it coming…
Now the coast is clear zerglings off and running…

Now the mutas flying but I ain’t crying here…
Here the screams from the base Thor is Fucking Queer…
Gives me safe haven, all I want and more…
What you say Raven? Nevermore , Nevermore…

Chorus:

You’ve been warned the Swarm about to Stand Up…
We taking over Terrans better back up…
Feel the rush start owning the crowd…
I know its a just a game but its a part of me now… x2

Rob Hustle:

We can break.back.in.
If you hidin with the nydus
Dont give-a-damn if-you-don’t like us
Come and fight us
You be lookin-like-a pin cushion
When we open fire with a line full of hydras

Aw shit.
Thats all she wrote.
I bet it itch
When ya balls get fungal growth’d

We got roaches
But they aint the kind ya smoke
They got acid saliva its kinda dope

Yeah i try to cope
I think of broodwar
Take it back
I really don’t know how to act
They need to bring dem lurkers back
We need some aoe
So we can beat back weak harasss

We can beat that ass
Blings online
Get em and i hit em in ya mineral line
Makin yall cry when lings run by
Mutas fly by
Workers die
Money go bye bye

I dont care. if you dont like my verse
Get online and i smash on nerds
Fast expand or go 6 pool first?
Thats the way i like my zerg.
Buy my shirts up-at the handsome nerd
Terrans op, fuck what ya heard
These matchups got me so disturbed
Allow me to just speak on my concerns

I-know-that-in-order-to-win-i-must-have-an-advantage-in-micro-and-cash-flow
So-i-laugh-at-a-player-who-think-that-1a-is-a-skill-and-1-base-equals-macro

Im-reppin-the-toss-but-im-down-with-the-swarm-and-im-tearin-down-buildings-that-terran’s-in
Harrassin-the-people-embarrassin-em-until-nancy-and-sarah-don’t-care-again

Rob Hustle! Congratulations!

Every single one of the judges who responded had Rob as their first place vote. Rob’s entry really stood out because he not only told the ShoeMoney Story of how I started but also mentioned all the key selling points of the ShoeMoney System. The hook (chorus) is off the charts but the real thing that got us was the “haters gonna hate” graphic during the hook. Which anyone who has achieved any success on the internet can relate to.

Mix that in with a awesome production and… you have your winner. We like it so much we use it for our ringtone around the office.

Here you can download the iPhone version (just put it in iTunes) and the MP3 version for blackberry and android.

We have also made a new radio ad with Rob’s hook that will start to replace our current national ads next week.

RULE NUMBER ONE: FUCK YOUR INTRO
Don’t make the intro 30 seconds long. NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO THAT SHIT. I don’t want to wait 30 goddamn seconds till I can bust my rhyme. What am I supposed to do, sit around talking shit and saying YO?

Rookie Producers are like primadonnas… they want everyone to see how dope they are, so the add instrumentation one layer at a time. The hi hat. The snare. The kick. FUCKING STOP IT!

You got 10 seconds max, then drop the fucking beat. Thats why veteran producers get so much hype… they understand this shit.

RULE NUMBER TWO: TOO MUCH SHIT
How is anyone supposed to rap over all that garbage? There’s no place for the vocals to sit. A good beat should sound incomplete without the vocal. Try downloading some of the all time classics. You hear that open space in the middle? That’s where the VOCALS SIT. Stop crowding the lane and pass the rock already.

RULE NUMBER THREE: DROP THE BEAT ALREADY
All that fancy intro shit and then the beat drops and… NOTHING. ARGH! I WANT TO KILL YOU! If your beat doesn’t drop, then no one is going to rap on it. Why is it that some producers have tons of people spitting on their shit, while others are begging people to lace up a track? If that sounds like you, here’s a clue: Your Beat Doesn’t Drop.

I’m sick of wack producers ruining otherwise good tracks with these stupid mistakes. Just cut the bullshit, drop the beat, and lets do this.

I remember when he went pro… I remember him dismantling heavyweights in brutal fashion. His knockout of Morrison was one of the most awesome destructions of a heavyweight ever. Morrison was trying to fall and Mercer literally lifted him up back up with punches, preventing him from hitting the mat.

Along with his punishing style, I liked Mercer’s attitude. He seemed like a straight up guy. I like the military. I grew up on military bases. I hung around with military people. He wasn’t for everyone, but I was comfortable with his blue collar style.

Fast forward to 2009.

Times aren’t always easy for an aging heavyweight champ. Mercer had already suffered one humliating loss to Kevin “Kimbo” Ferguson. Although he and Kimbo had agreed to step in the cage and trade punches, as soon as the bell rang, Kimbo immediately tried to take Mercer down. One of the last things to go on a heavyweight is his power. You can get old as fuck, but if you are a boxer who can punch, that punch will stay with you till the end.

Unfortunately, Mercer never got the chance. Kimbo took him down, beat him on the ground, and in the minds of most, Ray’s legacy as an MMA can was begun.

Enter Tim “Tastes like pee pee” Sylvia.

Following a series of boring fights and a knockout loss to Fedor, the former UFC Heavyweight champion decides that he is going to pursue a career in Boxing. Apparently, Tim doesn’t understand that the level of hands in Boxing is exponentially greater than anything that he’s ever seen in MMA.

MMA striking is completely different than boxing. In MMA, the threat of a takedown completely alters the way you throw strikes. The threat of a kick changes how you attack. The ability to defend takedowns and kicks makes MMA striking a different sport altogether. Unfortunately, Big Tim drank the kool aid that MMA > Boxing, therefore, he could enter the world of Boxing and do some damage.

As Tim would soon find out, you don’t drink kool aid in front of Ray Mercer and not offer him some.

Enter the press conference. No one ever accused Tim of being a smart man, but you don’t have to be an asshole. He says, “It’s no secret that I’m going to use Ray Mercer as a stepping stone.” Seriously? First off, Ray is 48 years old, and you are 33. Talking shit to the elderly is not cool. Not showing respect for a former champ is not cool. And not showing respect to an Olympic Gold Medal Winner is not cool.

Mercer has done more than you ever will Tim. You might beat him. But you have every advantage. Show respect. But no, Tim has to play the douche for all its worth. Witness the pre-fight press conference:

Unlike Tim, Jens Pulver knows something about Boxing. With 5 pro fights, Jens has been in the squared circle, and he understands that there are fundamental differences between the two sports. While most of the MMA world (read: the UG) believes that Mercer will be destroyed, a quiet contingent of pro fighters and old school boxing enthusiasts are not so sure… Jens Pulver, always a straight shooter, speaks the truth when asked:

The night of the fight. Sylvia and Mercer have a gentleman’s agreement to just box. Both of them had been expecting a boxing match. Mercer had trained for a boxing match. But two days before the fight, the commission informs the promotion that the fight would be illegal, so they have to change it to MMA.

The warrior that he is, Mercer agrees to the rule change. But, he reaches an agreement with Sylvia that it will be boxing. Of course, Tim doesn’t honor that agreement. As soon as he steps into the cage, he throws a kick. When the video starts, Mercer is looking at him like, ‘WTF BITCH?! You said it was going to be boxing, and now you kicking me like a BIIAATCH?!! OH HELLS NO!!!”

He then proceeds to cut through Tims bitch ass pawing jap and land the overhand RIGHT straight across Timmeh’s JAW. TIIIMMMMMBEEEERRR!!!!

And the best part of it all. The post fight interview. My god, I could watch this over and over. I beat dat ass. I whupped dat ass. I need money… so we knocked that nigga OUT!!!

Merciless Ray Mercer… Legend.

Rob Hustle + Von Doogan – Automatic

Automatic – Paper Clique Allstars

Rob Hustle
what you gonna do with yo life bro
9-5 two kids and a wife bro?
waste days as a wage slave
never get paid
wonder why you seem suicidal?

wonder why you never feel happy?
wonder why you outta control?
wonder why you smile on the outside
while inside you rampage like a psycho?

man i might up and go crazy
if i had a fuckin life like you
if i had a dumb motherfuckin boss
always tryna tell a motherfucker what to do

so just ask yourself this question
who da real g’s be online?
who really be makin that paper,
runnin capers, stayin on that grind?

can’t be no motherufuckin pussy
can’t afford no wastin no time
gotta want to GET that PAYpuh,
gotta have that shit all on your mind

who the fuck oprah be suin?
who the ftc reviewin?
who the texas ag pursuin?
a-game yeah thats how we do it

I flow mo sick than swine flu
there’s really no need to remind you
i dropped these lines that i rhyme to
give you all somethin that you can to grind to

dont neva look back behind you
neva let nobody outshine you
double p c to the bz paper clique
a-game number one top rhyme crew

never find my rhymes up on itunes
never gonna stop tryna bring shine to
all the other motherfuckers in the a-game
gonna keep droppin these ride till i die tunez

i flow so low when i go low
lookin mean gonna lean back like a cholo
pull a 404, call the po po
neva go black like a black hat cat with a co-lo

Von Doogan
What you know about a colo, with a wholesale promo,
pay the shit once with a prepaid, doesn’t even seem bad, let the shit run for 4 mo, months yo. proxo fo sho
My flow is a proto-type, hold the road tight like a pair of low pros.
Me and rob hustle flow so fero-cious, causing comotion, oh no.

Stop, take a deep breath momo, seen fname for a second, cheese, then photo.
My flow is oh so sick, so ridic, flow so vicious, rip
these landers, fire up these spammers, be frightened, greased lightening,
got the berries, got the rezv, got the rebills, got the iq test, got the pro teeth whitenin.

Yeah, screamin fuck the world,
make monies online, you’d love a twirl.
Give ya bitch a spin, I’d pluck ya girl,
one thing i know, it was much deserved.

And we gettin our just rewards, and you know we love dessert,
got the cake and eat it to, weak game we seein thru, mothafuckas think they can’t get weeded too.
But they can, rolled up, spliffed quick,
don’t like my style, suck my dick.
family feuding, the mccoys and hatfields, survey says, you can get ya damn cap peeled.

Off the top, written or not, try to block my shot i’ll stop ya plot.
Cuz i switch it up daily, and firelead is the network that pays me.
Got you in daze, Billy Mays, hitting brick walls left and right, 1 more line of code to write.
1 more garcia left to light. ayo i’m gettin hype!

Yeah, up in the cypher spliffed up, strip club, pimp cup, exotics tip cup,
cuz a gentleman, with a henny handle, can’t stop, when it comes to my goddamn spam op.
Hittin all the big socials, how many triangles in this photo.
oh no, dundadda back in the zone, hustle lit it up, doogan gotta bring the track home.

get money get paid is the first rule right, get bitches get laid, is the second alright.
two rules to live by, doulbe p c dot bz ain’t no kid’s toy, it’s war.
chyeah, bout to close it out, leave ya croaked on the ground wit an open mouth.
Dead on arrival, excited by my live flow, fuck with us, shit i wouldn’t even try to.

and you can catch the swine flu. we homocidal,
me and rob hustle will dust you, any beat ain’t gotta try to rhyme to.
It’s automatic. we throwin nonos. spiced up like adobo,
harder than a bulletproof volvo, gased up like sunoco.

Get it jumpin like a lolo, top to bottom, rip the vocals, oh so loco,
goin global, got the mothafuckin a game in a goddamn choke hold.
Automatic. it’s automatic. causin havoc.
Automatic. it’s automatic, bringin static, yeah!

on our A game, is automatic, in this A game, like a mac. br-r-r-r-t

Just a taste of what went down that night is this incredible battle between Mic Davice and Frank D. Frank D is a local MC that has gotten some shine on the radio. Mic Davice is an affiliate rap game killer representing PPC.BZ.

As you can see, we can do more than just make money. A-game official. PPC.BZ represent!

This scanner will analyze a web site and determine what analytics packages are being run. Then, it will generate the appropriate spoofing code so that you can make it look like someone hit the site.

Rob Hustle would never advocate actually doing something like that, especially in conjunction with a proxy switcher and a massive useragent list. Rob Hustle loves kittens and ponies, and only engages in black hat research to satisfy his intellectual curiousity. Don’t do drugs!