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Big ups to ROBOKOP!!! for rocking this beat. Make sure to check him out at Robokop’s Soundcloud… dat boy is a genius. And Big Ups to TASTELESS AND ARTOSIS, the two kings of Starcraft casting, and special shouts to TeamLiquid.net

This song was inspired by my Epic trip to the Playboy Mansion.

What are you waiting for? Get this mp3 on iTunes now!

Thanks to Epic Direct for an EPIC evening at the Playboy Mansion. Much love to Audrey and Michael Sprouse for hooking it up. Massive shouts to Shoemoney for being a pimp and holding the theme song contest that got me there.

Lyrics
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Verse 1 it’s fuckin epic when you young rich rock mics at night time laugh when people tell you lifes a bitch it’s fuckin epic when you on that grind me and shoemoney poppin bottles in the grotto got them bunnies in line if life is short i feel like i still me got plenty of time fuck livin day to day scratchin together pennies and dimes life is epic. live every day like it’s yo last don’t be afraid. go laugh love fuck fight get cash. cuz if you doesn’t it’ll pass by fast you’ll spend your life regretting what you didn’t do wishin for one more chance. this shit is epic go get it seize it like you epileptic fuck doubters haters and skeptics go do like epic direct did and wreck it make the party you throwin so epic that everybody in this bitch is beggin to check it I might not be here tomorrow so tonight I gotta go get it I can live with fuckin up but regret it if i never did it thats why I make it epic.

Chorus X2

Verse 2

it’s fuckin epic to struggle and sweat and to bleed and to take it
to face all the demons that feed on the dreams that you chasin

ain’t no way they can break us, its inside us, can’t take it from us
up and comers, king of the jungle, time to sum up the numbers

when i rip this mic
and i spit raps
and i make cash
and a motherfuckin hater want to tell me i’m wack

well i know that it don’t really matter one bit
i do what i love and i dont give a shit
i may be a broke ass and you may be rich
but i can go get that, you’ll never get this
so call me hustler cuz thats what i is
if you want to get it you know where i live

i dont give a damn,
you can take more
i can make more
but i wonder why? what you wanna fake for?
what you gonna do… if i don’t create more?
how you gonna give the people what they came for?

don’t you understand that it’s not the fame or
any of the things that you bought and paid for
when you make the money whats the money made for?
pushing buttons riding in an elevator?

gotta take that chance, gotta make them plans
cuz you never gonna get em when you let em get away
*aw yeah*
for today i am
in the middle but a little bit of time and it’ll be another day.
*aw yeah*
Das the way i am
and im never gonna hate another hater
cuz the way to make em pay
(to be a veteran orator or a better innovator)
is to let em imitate
*aw yeah*

Chorus 4x

New heat! Swarm Stand Up – Suspense featuring Rob Hustle. Suspense up first, I got 2nd verse. Check it out:

Lyrics
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Suspense:

Yea I’m back thirst has been attached…
Switched Race felt good when that larva finally hatched…
Now it’s time to drone up, Zerg is for the grownups…
I’m 26 guess I guess it’s time to show up….

Get away from kiddie games play with the power…
Rush me once the creeps down it’ll take about an hour…
I ain’t sour bout the hate threads Idra held it down…
Not jumping on the wagon bitches The Swarm is in me now…

And I’m so proud So good terran tears filling rivers…
Magic Box ain’t really new but that shit delivers…
Aiming banelings for the tech lab he ain’t see it coming…
Now the coast is clear zerglings off and running…

Now the mutas flying but I ain’t crying here…
Here the screams from the base Thor is Fucking Queer…
Gives me safe haven, all I want and more…
What you say Raven? Nevermore , Nevermore…

Chorus:

You’ve been warned the Swarm about to Stand Up…
We taking over Terrans better back up…
Feel the rush start owning the crowd…
I know its a just a game but its a part of me now… x2

Rob Hustle:

We can break.back.in.
If you hidin with the nydus
Dont give-a-damn if-you-don’t like us
Come and fight us
You be lookin-like-a pin cushion
When we open fire with a line full of hydras

Aw shit.
Thats all she wrote.
I bet it itch
When ya balls get fungal growth’d

We got roaches
But they aint the kind ya smoke
They got acid saliva its kinda dope

Yeah i try to cope
I think of broodwar
Take it back
I really don’t know how to act
They need to bring dem lurkers back
We need some aoe
So we can beat back weak harasss

We can beat that ass
Blings online
Get em and i hit em in ya mineral line
Makin yall cry when lings run by
Mutas fly by
Workers die
Money go bye bye

I dont care. if you dont like my verse
Get online and i smash on nerds
Fast expand or go 6 pool first?
Thats the way i like my zerg.
Buy my shirts up-at the handsome nerd
Terrans op, fuck what ya heard
These matchups got me so disturbed
Allow me to just speak on my concerns

I-know-that-in-order-to-win-i-must-have-an-advantage-in-micro-and-cash-flow
So-i-laugh-at-a-player-who-think-that-1a-is-a-skill-and-1-base-equals-macro

Im-reppin-the-toss-but-im-down-with-the-swarm-and-im-tearin-down-buildings-that-terran’s-in
Harrassin-the-people-embarrassin-em-until-nancy-and-sarah-don’t-care-again

Are up on my Facebook Page…

That’s right… out of a field of dozens of hopefuls, I won the Shoemoney Theme Song Contest and will be partying with Hef and the Bunnies at the Mansion. Thanks to everyone who supported me! From Shoemoney.com…

Rob Hustle! Congratulations!

Every single one of the judges who responded had Rob as their first place vote. Rob’s entry really stood out because he not only told the ShoeMoney Story of how I started but also mentioned all the key selling points of the ShoeMoney System. The hook (chorus) is off the charts but the real thing that got us was the “haters gonna hate” graphic during the hook. Which anyone who has achieved any success on the internet can relate to.

Mix that in with a awesome production and… you have your winner. We like it so much we use it for our ringtone around the office.

Here you can download the iPhone version (just put it in iTunes) and the MP3 version for blackberry and android.

We have also made a new radio ad with Rob’s hook that will start to replace our current national ads next week.