Fucking Producers
I been going through a lot of beats lately, and I want to kill some of these producers. If you are a producer, and you want MC’s to spit over your tracks, LISTEN UP:
RULE NUMBER ONE: FUCK YOUR INTRO
Don’t make the intro 30 seconds long. NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO THAT SHIT. I don’t want to wait 30 goddamn seconds till I can bust my rhyme. What am I supposed to do, sit around talking shit and saying YO?
Rookie Producers are like primadonnas… they want everyone to see how dope they are, so the add instrumentation one layer at a time. The hi hat. The snare. The kick. FUCKING STOP IT!
You got 10 seconds max, then drop the fucking beat. Thats why veteran producers get so much hype… they understand this shit.
RULE NUMBER TWO: TOO MUCH SHIT
How is anyone supposed to rap over all that garbage? There’s no place for the vocals to sit. A good beat should sound incomplete without the vocal. Try downloading some of the all time classics. You hear that open space in the middle? That’s where the VOCALS SIT. Stop crowding the lane and pass the rock already.
RULE NUMBER THREE: DROP THE BEAT ALREADY
All that fancy intro shit and then the beat drops and… NOTHING. ARGH! I WANT TO KILL YOU! If your beat doesn’t drop, then no one is going to rap on it. Why is it that some producers have tons of people spitting on their shit, while others are begging people to lace up a track? If that sounds like you, here’s a clue: Your Beat Doesn’t Drop.
I’m sick of wack producers ruining otherwise good tracks with these stupid mistakes. Just cut the bullshit, drop the beat, and lets do this.
